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The Flatulent Pumpkin series by Rodney Evans (Children's Books)


Gone With the Wind lite
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Price: Free! Words: 4,330. Language: American English. Published: September 11, 2012. Category:Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Totally unpredictable and heartwarming story! Something has gone horribly wrong. The teacher didn’t come back from lunch break. The kids discover that all of the adults in town are gone! Did it have something to do with the strange noises? You'll laugh and smile when you see the determination of one young person trigger the entire town's appreciation for growing up, having fun & living life.

The Fart WHO Came to Dinner lite
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Price: Free! Words: 2,630. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category:Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
The most gracious, fun and hardworking person in the world turns out to be a ten-year old boy with a teensy problem. He’s so much fun all the children want to play with him. He’s so polite and respectful all the adults want him as their child. Why can’t he hear one very special thing about him? And why doesn’t he care? Find out how he wins everyone over and makes them smile, without even trying.

The Flatulent Pumpkin
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Series: The Flatulent Pumpkin, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,940. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
The first book in the series! Ten year old J.J. and the townspeople witness the strange and unpredictable farting of a gigantic, magical pumpkin. Curiosity turns to excitement when all of a sudden the pumpkin POPS! & J.J. disappears! Who will help J.J.? And what will the pumpkin do next? Learn and laugh as this innocent vegetable transforms life in Darlinia- one fart at a time.

The Case of the Plucked Chicken
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Series: The Flatulent Pumpkin, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
This lighthearted lesson in courage is wrapped within a story about the role chicken plays in our lives. In a faraway magical land, plucked chickens start appearing in everyone’s kitchen. What they do will blow you away! The Sheriff must man-up before everyone in town catches chick-a-lunacy or that dreaded rooster-run-a-phobia. One of the funniest stories you'll ever read!

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